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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

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Author: Ann Coulter
Publisher: Crown Forum
Category: Book

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Avg. Customer Rating: 3.0 out of 5 stars 353 reviews
Sales Rank: 2432

Media: Hardcover
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 288
Shipping Weight (lbs): 1.1
Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.5 x 1.1

ISBN: 0307353451
Dewey Decimal Number: 324.2736
EAN: 9780307353450
ASIN: 0307353451

Publication Date: October 2, 2007
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Condition: BEAUTIFUL CONDITION , HARDCOVER WITH JACKET . LIKE BRAND NEW

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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.



Customer Reviews:   Read 348 more reviews...

5 out of 5 stars Laughing Matters   July 4, 2008

Any work that challenges a reader to think begins with five stars.

Five stars in the Universe hardly bespeak unanimity. They encourage that light shines in dark places without question.

IDHABTBR sails across the finish line eons ahead of the competition.

To plummet to a starless void an author need only write something like "Mein Kampf", which guarantees temporal fame and fortune while ineluctably ensuring eternal banishment to the deepest, teeming, vermin-infested, sweltering reaches of Hell.

Books lacking integral elan must, firstly due to the strictures of time, be redressed to four stars.

To submit for public perusal excerpted quotes from one's own published works, interviews, etc., an author immediately risks publication while exposing that elan so vital. A commendation especially poignant on this morning, the Fourth of July, thus easily supports said cluster of luminescence. {This last celebratory remark for those cognizant of the fleeting now leading to our yet future hope amidst sorrowful reflections of the past.}

From itinerant sparks devastating conflagrations have been known to be kindled. Middle stars then obviate their necessary place.

Matters of historical record, documented events punned upon become the 'its' upon which bonfires of vanity feed.

Ms. Coulter proves herself a Woman In Full, by stepping into the center ring of life as the willing target of all.

When blogs are beyond the distant, receding mists, and the Judgment Books are opened unto the publishers of this present age, many of Coulter's conclusions will be confirmed.

Within this mortal coil, traipsing from triumph through seemingly endless mundane muck to tragedy, the reviewer is heartened by such circumspect offerings, aware that, sans morons, one bright morning many of us shall join "He who sits in the heavens [and] shall laugh..." {Psalm 2:4a.}

TL Farley
author,
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Distant Reaches


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4 out of 5 stars Great stuff, but nothing new   July 1, 2008
 0 out of 1 found this review helpful

I read Ann Coulter for the entertainment. I do not always agree with her views, but I enjoy how she expresses herself. In this book, there is really nothing new from her.
I find this to be right up my alley - the book is a large collection of Ann Coulter quotes from her weekly column, various interviews and previous books. Instead of the little political diatribe with some humor mixed in somewhere, the book is punchline after punchline of Ann at her best.
I'd rate this book a must read for fans of Coulter. Definitely not for the easily offended.



1 out of 5 stars America's Hillbilly has spoken   July 1, 2008
 4 out of 4 found this review helpful

If the American Hillbilly ever needed a voice, they have found it in the hate filled harpie called ann coulter. Yes, it is hysterical...but scary that the hillbilly population continues to escalate enough to support ann and larry the cable guy both.


5 out of 5 stars Liberals Beware: This book will give you "quip-lash"   June 26, 2008
 0 out of 5 found this review helpful

Smug Leftists who talk down to the common people must be outraged by a writer/commentator like Coulter who exposes them as the self serving hypocrites they truly are. Well, at least the average "born with a silver spoon in his/her mouth" liberal has enough inherited wealth to be able to afford to pay for extensive therapy after reading even a page of this book !!


5 out of 5 stars If Republicans Had Any Hearts, They'd Be Democrats - New Book   June 26, 2008
 3 out of 4 found this review helpful

If Republicans Had Any Hearts, They'd Be Democrats - Jon Fisher, LuLu Books, 2008

Hello everyone,

I have given the Ann Coulter book `If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans' a five star rating because it helps Democrats to better understand our strengths and weaknesses. Not only was I stunned by her idiocy, I wrote a book right back at her. Her obsession with Ronald Reagan and Joe McCarthy is childish, and my cult leader (during my childhood) protested against Joe way back in the mid 1950s. As you would expect, her book rants against gays, cowards, muslims, pacifist and anyone else who doesn't pack a gun. The book is a summary of her other `best selling' rantings, so if you have those books then you don't need this one.

My own book is not really an attack on Republicans (or Democrats), but rather an attack on the lack of thinking power in politicians. If Americans learn why they do something destructive, to themselves and their society, then they may be more responsive to change. The book is brand new, and is written at the high school level. It presents all views, and challenges everyone to think about politics as an extension of their own lives.

I am highly critical of the Socialist programs being pushed by Barack Obama, and I discus both sides to every problem or issue of the 2008 election. A lot of psychology is inserted into the book, but in simple terms that are easy to understand. My professor of Macro and Micro Economics would have been proud of the way that I promote thinking, instead of just presenting answers to problems in dogmatic fashion.

The book will be released on July 4, 2008, will soon be available at Amazon and Barnes&Noble, and can be purchased now, in hardcover or PDF at:

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Jon Fisher



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