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| If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans | 
 enlarge | Author: Ann Coulter
Publisher: Crown Forum
Category: Book
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Avg. Customer Rating:  354 reviews
Sales Rank: 3767
Media: Hardcover
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 288
Shipping Weight (lbs): 1.1
Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.5 x 1.1
ISBN: 0307353451
Dewey Decimal Number: 324.2736
EAN: 9780307353450
ASIN: 0307353451
Publication Date: October 2, 2007
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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”
So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.
Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.
Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:
• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.
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 This is one smart, beautiful woman. July 7, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Even if Ann were ugly she would still be smart and this would still be a great book. Ann Coulter is a witty and brilliant writer. She's also HOT.
If you're a leftist, socialist, communist, or a news anchor for one of the major networks (ABC, NBC, CBS) you're going to hate this book. Most normal people are going to find it a great read!
Hmmm.... I would describe the book as intelligent, truthful, humorous, funny, interesting, entertaining, thoughtful, accurate, and sometimes downright biting!
If you don't believe me go to the library and read it yourself.
Laughing Matters July 4, 2008
Any work that challenges a reader to think begins with five stars.
Five stars in the Universe hardly bespeak unanimity. They encourage that light shines in dark places without question.
IDHABTBR sails across the finish line eons ahead of the competition.
To plummet to a starless void an author need only write something like "Mein Kampf", which guarantees temporal fame and fortune while ineluctably ensuring eternal banishment to the deepest, teeming, vermin-infested, sweltering reaches of Hell.
Books lacking integral elan must, firstly due to the strictures of time, be redressed to four stars.
To submit for public perusal excerpted quotes from one's own published works, interviews, etc., an author immediately risks publication while exposing that elan so vital. A commendation especially poignant on this morning, the Fourth of July, thus easily supports said cluster of luminescence. {This last celebratory remark for those cognizant of the fleeting now leading to our yet future hope amidst sorrowful reflections of the past.}
From itinerant sparks devastating conflagrations have been known to be kindled. Middle stars then obviate their necessary place.
Matters of historical record, documented events punned upon become the 'its' upon which bonfires of vanity feed.
Ms. Coulter proves herself a Woman In Full, by stepping into the center ring of life as the willing target of all.
When blogs are beyond the distant, receding mists, and the Judgment Books are opened unto the publishers of this present age, many of Coulter's conclusions will be confirmed.
Within this mortal coil, traipsing from triumph through seemingly endless mundane muck to tragedy, the reviewer is heartened by such circumspect offerings, aware that, sans morons, one bright morning many of us shall join "He who sits in the heavens [and] shall laugh..." {Psalm 2:4a.}
TL Farley
author,
When Now Becomes Too Late,
Distant Reaches
When Now Becomes Too Late
Prophecy : The Rapture In Brief, A Futurist's Spark...
Distant Reaches
True Life Adventure : Ireland, Boston, and Upon The North Atlantic
 Great stuff, but nothing new July 1, 2008
1 out of 2 found this review helpful
I read Ann Coulter for the entertainment. I do not always agree with her views, but I enjoy how she expresses herself. In this book, there is really nothing new from her.
I find this to be right up my alley - the book is a large collection of Ann Coulter quotes from her weekly column, various interviews and previous books. Instead of the little political diatribe with some humor mixed in somewhere, the book is punchline after punchline of Ann at her best.
I'd rate this book a must read for fans of Coulter. Definitely not for the easily offended.
 America's Hillbilly has spoken July 1, 2008
4 out of 5 found this review helpful
If the American Hillbilly ever needed a voice, they have found it in the hate filled harpie called ann coulter. Yes, it is hysterical...but scary that the hillbilly population continues to escalate enough to support ann and larry the cable guy both.
Liberals Beware: This book will give you "quip-lash" June 26, 2008
1 out of 6 found this review helpful
Smug Leftists who talk down to the common people must be outraged by a writer/commentator like Coulter who exposes them as the self serving hypocrites they truly are. Well, at least the average "born with a silver spoon in his/her mouth" liberal has enough inherited wealth to be able to afford to pay for extensive therapy after reading even a page of this book !!
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